Telemarketers

Usually when they call, I do one of the following, in order:

• Be nice and say no thank you, and if they don't give up, I hang up.
• Fly off the handle when they get Pink's gender wrong. "Hello, this is XYZ, is Mr. Pink Pamphlet available?"
• Give the phone to Little Blue
• If it's an autodialer just confirming that your picking up the phone, I usually whisper in earshot of Pink, "Look, I know, I know, but I told you not to call me here, okay?" (She's since picked up on this and has been doing it back on occasion)

But I'd never considered doing this.