Monday, November 06, 2006

So I was in line to get a flu shot...

When I overheard this conversation.

"Do I have to get a flu shot," she said, with the desire to have it done, but the unwillingness feel the pain.

"No, but you want too."

"Yeah." She looks over the paperwork. "Oh look, if I'm pregnant and in my first trimester, I shouldn't get the shot!"

He chuckled. "Who's the Dad? Brad Pitt? Tom Cruise?"

She sighs.

***20 minutes later***

"I could be pregnant, right?"

"The Dad?"

"Umm...immaculate conception?!"


"Yeah, immaculate conception! It could happen!"

"Great, your the mother of Darth Vader. THANKS for that."


"Yeah, Darth Vader didn't have a Daddy."

He gets the, "OMG I can't believe you brought Star Wars into this conversation" look.

"I'm serious."

"Nuh huh, she was all getting busy and stuff."

"Whatever, I could go into detail, but one fact remains the same. Your still getting a shot."

She sighs.

***5 minutes later***

"So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

"A grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender states, "You know buddy, we've got a drink named after you!"

"Really!" the grasshopper replied, "You've got a drink named Larry?!"


Still, for as long as the wait was, no one would pay me 20 bucks for my spot. But I SO wanted to scream "My eye!" when I was in the room and some 40+ people were waiting for a shot.

1 comment:

erindowney said...

I can't believe I just NOW read this post. For the record, it has been nearly a week and I still have a huge knot on my left arm.