I had a Pink story earlier today, so here's a Blue story.
Linda, an awesome waitress at On the Border, gave Little Blue two small packages of Teddy Grahams for finishing his hamburger at dinner.
So we're on the way to Hy-Vee to get some groceries and gas.
Little Blue, "Mommie, will my teddy bears melt?"
"No honey, they won't melt."
Blue: "Well buddy, they're actually teddy bear shaped graham crappers," I catch myself, but it's too late. "Graham crackers."
Pink stifles a laugh, stifles HARD, but we end up laughing anyways. Little Blue joins in the fun, though I doubt he knew what was going on.